I went into the kitchen to ask my wife what we are having for dinner. She was in motion as she spoke, moving sideways away from me...
"I'm making eye-talian."
Me: "Hmm? You just boiled eggs and you're making Italian? Why did you say Italian as eye-talian?"
Her (chuckles softly): "No, I am making egg salad. You're silly."
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