Scene: I was telling a co-worker that I need some extra money.
Her: Go stand in the order and...
Me (interrupting her): What order? I don't understand.
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: You told me to use the order. What order?
Her (confused): What?
Me (after seeing that maybe I misunderstood her): Didn't you say "Go stand in the order"?
Her: No...(laughter)...no, I said...(laughter)..."Go stand on the corner and sell yourself"!
3 days ago