Me (after pointing at the branches in the trunk of my car): What should I do with all these sticks?
Wife: Where are they from?
Me (as wife bends down and away from me to pick up bags): From the backyard, when I cleaned up all the (indecipherable).
Wife: Grunges??? HUH?
Me *ennunciating*: Branches
Wife: Ohhh. I thought you said (fingerspells) G-R-U-N-G-E-S
I love having my own Say What moments at someone else's expense. ;)
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