Yesterday, my wife and I went to a local mall to track down an ATM that's serviced by our bank.
Me: I thought it was right here (upon entering the mall and not seeing the ATM where I thought it would be), but maybe it is up there to the right (pointing to the escalators). I think.
Wife: I think it's land of evil.
Me: Huh? Say that again.
Wife: Land of evil
Me: Land of...oh, lower level! I thought you said "land of evil".
Wife: Haha, all ATMs should be in the land of evil! (laughs)
2 hours ago