My wife and I were laying in bed, making small talk.
Wife: "now nothing has happened, it's a runaway"
I get puzzled at that. Nothing makes sense. I chew on that a bit.
My wife sees that I am confused and she looks at me with a look of expectation on her face. I know she's waiting for me to tell her what I think she said. After a roar of laughter from her, she said "No...what I said was now that I've had a nap, I'm wide awake."
I passed out from fatigue 5 minutes later. :)
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